**SPOILERS**
Be Kind Rewind
The movies within the movie were much better than the film itself
Happy-Go-Lucky
The sad, sad life of a 30 year old single woman
Burn After Reading
I was falling asleep till the Brad Pitt character got shot
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Not what I expected, in a good way
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
All the buffoonery of the main character is not worth it since the girl he was chasing was a slut
Twilight
Fantasy movie for 15 year old girls OMG!!! I just arrived at school and I'm already the most popular girl OMG!!! The cutest guy in school likes me OMG!!! My best friend is crazy about the boy I just rejected OMG!!! The guy is a vampire :):):)
A bout de souffle
Qu'est ce que c'est "dégueulasse" ?
Mongol
Genghis Khan, not happy with having 20 million descendants now gets his own movie
No Country for Old Men
This has to be one of my favorite films
Persepolis
A cartoon for grownups
La Zona
¡Quiero mudarme a La Zona!
Donkey Punch
Sort of a combination of Saw, Hostel and a Pr0n fim
Vicky, Cristina Barcelona
Unlike comedies like Forgetting Sarah Marshal this one is believable
Wall-E
I'm glad fat people got mad at the movie
The Dark Night
That dead guy deserves an Oscar
The Other Boleyn Girl
Natalie Portman is starting to look like Sarah Jessica Parker
June 3, 2008
Resident Evil: Extinction
My 8 year old nephew could've written a better plot
February 5, 2008
Vantage Point
The movie would have been better and more believable if the terrorists had been mind reading aliens.
June 8, 2008
Happily Ever After (Ils se Marierent et Eurent Beaucoup d'Enfants)
Médiocre et ennuyeux
August 21, 200
In Bruges
I liked Bruges and the midgets, the rest not so much
July 16, 2008
30 Days of Night
It would have been even cooler if the inhabitants of the town turned out to be zombie werewolves that ate Eskimos.
February 15, 2008
Eagle vs. Shark
Not many movies feature loser psychopaths, thery're boring.
January 28, 2008
101 Reykjavík
I just don't get Iceland
April 6, 2008
Eurotrip
Better than anything Scorsese has done lately, and still one of the dumbest movies I have ever seen. The only thing I liked was the song.
January 28, 2008
Primal Fear
Bitter commentary on how faddish and easy to manipulate psychologists are.
January 30, 2008
The Bank Job
I bet the female lead is a lesbian
July 16, 2008
Le Scaphandre et le Papillon (The Diving Bell and the Butterfly)
According to Martin Seligman most paraplegics quickly adapt to their circumstances and report feeling only slightly less happy than those not paralized, so this triumph of the will story is in fact rather trite. However, it was at least well done.
March 22, 2008
Atonement I liked the story, but it somehow never gels as a movie. For some reason I was not entirely pleased.
February 15, 2008
Havoc
I definitely have got to join a gang and start selling drugs
June 8, 2008A Summer's Tale
If you want 3 pretty girls chasing after you, you'd better care more about your music than about them.
March 22, 2008
The Ninth Gate
The girl who helps Depp was a witch. Great Movie
July 25, 2008
Crank
Non-stop action
April 7, 2008
Cloverfield
Great movie! The creepy whiny looser cameraman had it coming.
April 7, 2008
Tropa de Elite (The Elite Squad)
Drug legalization doesn't work if you have a big underclass.
May 29, 2008
Boyfriends and Girlfriends
Eric Rohmer understands male-female dynamics like no other director.
March 22, 2008
Claire's Knee
If you want a girl to dump her boyfriend you portray him as a nice guy, you praise him and never criticize him.
July 23, 2008
The Limey
Sometimes when you finish watching a movie it just makes you wanna go out and kick some ass!
March 22, 2008
In the Company of Men
The deaf girl would've gone back with the alpha male/psychopath if he had asked her to
June 1, 2008
Hotel Rwanda
Schindler's list in Rwanda.
August 16, 2007
